Hey what’s up hello! I doubt anyone will ever read this. I actually only did this for myself as a way to get stuff off my chest, but hey! You never know. Someone, probably the coolest person on this planet, could be reading these very words right now. That’d be rad. So I guess I should start off by telling you guys why I wanted to start blogging. I already said that it’s a way for me to get things off my chest, instead of writing in a journal or something, and that is true. But recently, I was cruisin through Netflix, trying to find a movie to watch (like any other typical human who has Netflix), when I came across a movie called Ask Me Anything. The movie is about a girl who starts blogging about her sex life. Now don’t worry! I’m not going to blog about my sex life (you would probably rather read the bible than read about my sex life). I thought the movie was pretty good, and thought that maybe I should start blogging. So if I haven’t lost you yet, that is the reason I’m writing this. Yeah yeah, it’s not some cool story about a girl who starts to blog because she has a great sex life and gains lots of reader, and if that’s what you were hoping for, then fuck off and watch that movie. But if I’m interesting you, (which doesn’t happen very often so I wouldn’t be offended if you left), then I hope that you continue reading this!
Alright, so I’ll try to blog about every couple of days (because I have a life) and some will probably be short, some might be long. Don’t be surprised if I end up talking about aliens (I believe) and I might rant/vent about random fucked up things that happen in my life. Ps I might swear a lot. Shit happens.
When I start to get the hang of blogging, I’ll probably be doing it a lot more. And I’m not going to use any real names of my friends or family or anyone I know when I talk about them, for privacy. I’ll try to tell you guys about the interesting things that happen in my life and my opinion of them. Try not to get too bored. Or you can, but then you should probably just stop reading. I don’t really care. But yeah, with all this said, I’ll see ya back here in a few days to talk about my boring, typical inevitable life! I have school tomorrow, so it might be hard to write a lot. Okay. I need to clean my room. (Surprisingly, it’s a lot cleaner than my life …) BYE! ✌🏼️✌🏼✌🏼
Ps, I believe that I was abducted by aliens at least once in my lifetime. Alright, bye.✌🏼️